In the news nonsense

First up, breaking news about the secret life of Dan Marino. He had an affair 7 years ago which produced a child and he's paid millions to the baby mama to keep it quiet. The part that killed me though, was when he said he's been married for over 30 years and has 6 children with his wife and his family is still strong and loving. Whatever. I can guarantee DanO, that your wife and kids don't feel the same way you do. Asshole. And oh, I'm not gender biased so shame on that woman too. Really. First of all, having an affair with a married man doesn't make you the victim. Getting pregnant on purpose shows the world just what kind of character YOU have. Oh yeah, she definitely got pregnant on purpose - because in this day and age, there are NO excuses.

Next, the speed limit in the residential areas of Aspen Colorado is now 14 mph. That's not even a subtle way to boost revenue. Geez!

Blake Shelton (a country singer) has 2.5 million followers on Twitter. What?! Wow!

And did you know;
In Nevada, it’s illegal to ride a camel on the highway
Horn honking is not permitted in Oxford, Mississippi as it might scare horses
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear
The fine for hitting a pedestrian in Sarasota, Florida is only $78
Ducks have the right-of-way on Rancho California Road at all times in Temecula, CA
In Alaska, it’s illegal to strap a dog onto the roof of a car
It’s illegal to drive blindfolded or to jump out of car going over 65 mph, in CA

Last but not least, if you were a fan of the TV show Friends, this will blow you away;
Monica and Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year
Emma would be turning 11

Phoebe’s triplets would be 15 in October
And Ben would be 18 in May
*sigh*

And this is totally unrelated but do you remember moon boots? I think I should have these;