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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

When do you use a solar flashlight?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Is there another word for synonym?

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

These next ones are just for you Mom!

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?