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Mother Files $900 Trillion Lawsuit Against NYC For Taking Her Kids Away.
Well, the national debt is 'only' $15 trillion so I'm thinking that her lawsuit isn't going to be taken very seriously. Her children were taken from her 3 years ago because she was deemed mentally unstable by the court and she refused to seek treatment. Hmmmm. It's a head scratcher isn't it?!

Next up, Karl Lagefeld;

Asked about the state of pop music, the outspoken designer said: "The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice."


He was slightly more complimentary about US singer Lana del Rey who he said was "not bad at all".

Asked about Russia, the man known as King Karl said: "If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly."

Lagerfeld, who once said of Diana, Princess of Wales, "she was pretty and she was sweet, but she was stupid", also took aim at the Queen who he described as "a more smiley version" of her grandmother.

I just don't even have anything to say about that!
 
Wait! There's more!
In Indiana, an 8th grade boy has been banned from wearing one of those stretchy plastic bracelets that says "I 'heart' boobies". The ACLU (yeah, go figure) is suing the school because they have violated his first amendment rights. The lawsuit says the boy wants to wear the bracelet to be an advocate for breast cancer awareness and prevention.
Now, I'm fairly certain you all know how I feel about supporting breast cancer awareness. But what a crock of shit!!!! Not a single person in his family is or has been affected by breast cancer, he's 14 years old. Of COURSE he wants to wear something that says, I heart boobies. Duh. Come on. I'd just like to smack his parents for being such attention whores.
 
And speaking of parents, Robert Downey Jr and his wife just named their new son, Exton. I admit, it's a little odd. And parents can really saddle (burden) their kids with stupid names can't they?
Moxie Crimefighter, the daughter of Penn Jillette and his wife, Emily
Pilot Inspektor, the son of Jason Lee and his wife, Beth
Kal-El, the son of Nicolas Cage and his wife, Alice Kim
Speck Wildhorse, the son of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (this from a guy who hated his original stage name~Johnny Cougar)
Sparrow James Midnight, the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Bluebell Madonna, the daughter of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
Kyd Miller, the son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, the son of Bono and Ali Hewson
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey, the daughters of Jamie Oliver and wife Jools Norton (I kinda of like these though)
Reignbeau, the daughter of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (rainbow, get it? hahahahaha)
Jermajesty, the son of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra
But celebrities are expected to be attention whores. It's only natural they want their children to be "special". Good grief!