some of these really made me laugh out loud!!!
The biggest lie I tell myself every day - "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
I do random gravity checks.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway??
Ooops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
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