Thursday, April 23, 2020

Pandemic Life

Thank you delivery drivers!
Thank you for bringing me everything I want and/or need.
You can get dinner from PF Changs, crafting supplies from Hobby Lobby, groceries from almost anyone, face masks, medication, just about anything you can think of! AND, free shipping from almost anyone!! You literally don't need to leave your house for anything. Is that ok? What if all this social distancing really just leads to social dysfunction? I mean, we thought that social media was bad for relationships. What the hell is this going to do us? No more touching? No more going out. I'm going to buy stock in pajamas and yoga pants. 
Germany even cancelled Oktoberfest. 6 million people attend Oktoberfest...in OCTOBER! Can you even imagine what the lines will look like in November when you go to vote? Will there still be social distancing then? Ugh.

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