Honestly, I think the Midwest gets a bad rap. Just because we we aren't all caught up in the newest trends and believe we could find a better use for 1200 dollars than a new Coach handbag, doesn't mean we're dumb, deplorable, a hick/redneck, backwards, etc. But apparently it does mean that we love ranch dressing! Isn't that funny? I don't know, I like ranch dressing but whoa! I had no idea some people, and a lot of them, love it so much!! If you are one of those people, I bet this is a pretty good recipe!
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/homemade-ranch-dressing-recipe-1925765
....and speaking of ranch dressing...
https://www.grubstreet.com/2017/03/restaurant-with-27-ranch-dressings-swamped-with-3-hour-wait.html
Also, this was a fun list about Midwestern things;
https://www.insider.com/things-midwesterners-know-2017-9