Do you ever read what the updates are for, for the apps on your phone?
Most of them just say something like; -Bug fixes and performance improvements, or We are constantly updating our app for better reliability and performance.
I don't read them every time but occasionally. Sometime Etsy's is cute. But Good Rx has them all beat. They are hilarious! The last update said:
Oh, do I have a big one for you this time around. OMG. So excited it's hard to focus. Huge.
No no - we didn't fix any bugs (sheesh, SO presumptuous). Did we improve performance? Well, I nailed my Lord Of The Dance juggling routine at the company picnic - does that count? Instead, we updated our logo. Now, instead of a black "Rx" on a yellow background, it's a yellow cross on a white background with a - wait for ? - sorta hidden heart jumping out of it. Because we have heart. And we're in healthcare. I know, very abstract. Son many levels....
There are a couple more paragraphs but you get the idea.
Next, a couple weeks ago on Instagram my niece asked the question, how many pictures do you have on your phone? A couple days later, she had stats! The average answer was 10k. Yes, ten thousand! She thought she was a hoarder because she has 7k. She told me, "one woman said 43k, and she doesn't even have kids!" Me? Right now I have 1,274. I don't have dogs or kids. I bet 1/3 of them are screen shots. I've been asking people at work and the answers are all over the place. So far, on guy said 16k +. That's the most. I can't even imagine!! I'm going to start taking more pictures.
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