I couldn't pass this up

I found this on MSN; the dumbest things said by beauty queens.


Miss Beverly Hills 2010, Lauren Ashley,
On gay marriage: “I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”  I feel like, oh never mind, you're from Beverly Hills.

Lauren Caitlin Upton - Miss Teen South Carolina
Response to why 1/5 Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."  So like, huh? Did any part of that make sense? How old a teen was she? 14?

Carrie Prejean - Miss California
On whether or not God opposes breast implants: "No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants."  OK, ask a stupid question and you get a stupid answer, right?

Nadine Tanega - Miss Hawaii
At Miss World American 1992: "We are truly the land of the great. From the rock shores of... Hawaii... to the beautiful sandy beaches of... Hawaii... America is our home."  No honey, only Hawaii is YOUR home.

Jeannie Anderson - Miss Philipines
Question: Would you rather be more smart, or more beautiful? "Well, I'd rather choose to be beautiful, um because, to be beautiful it's natural. But being smart you can learn... you can learn, um a lot of things... a lot of things from the experience... you can learn from a lot of things being smart."  Um, yeah, what she said

Alicia-Minique Blanco - Miss Arizona
Should the U.S. have universal health care as a right of citizenship? "I think this is an issue of integrity regardless of which end of the political spectrum that I stand on. I was raised in a family to know right from wrong and politics, whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right its an issue of integrity, no matter what your opinion is, and I say that with the utmost conviction."  I see a political future for her!

The Pearl Harbor Girl
What is the most important event in our nation's history? "In my opinion, Pearl Harbor which occurred on December 7, 1941 was the most significant event in our nation's history because [long pause] because it ended the great depression and forced us into the World War II, and... [long pause] ...And our country experienced patriotism and unity." Seeing as she's 'the Pearl Harbor girl', thank heavens she got the date right!

Miss Panama
Explain the Confucius quote "Learning without thought is labor lost": "Good evening, Panama. Confucius was one of whom invented confusion and that's why, uhh... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese.... Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you." I'm NOT a beauty queen but let me take a stab at it...if you don't really think about what you're learning, it's a waste of time? I bet I'm pretty close.