The nations worst appetizer is Applebees Sampler with a whopping 2590 calories. Except that they didn't mention that it's actually big enough for a party of 4. Seriously, who would eat a whole sampler by them self???
Cell phones MAY cause cancer, but probably not. Why do they waste space with maybes? A living dinosaur MAY be discovered tomorrow! Why don't they write about that? A UFO MAY crash on the White House lawn next week. Why don't they write about that? It's possible that a giant earthquake could strike, any second, in the Midwest and demolish whole cities! Why don't they write about that?
Naomi Campbell, the diva model with the bad temper? says
"I am shocked. It's upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find any humor in this. It is insulting and hurtful."
The ad reads;"Move over Naomi, there's a new diva in town," and shows the candy bar nestled in diamonds.
An Oklahoma pharmacist who was a hailed a hero by some, was convicted of murder for shooting and killing a robber. The whole story is, two teens come running into his store, guns a blazin'. The pharmacist shoots at them. He hits one in the head and the other one ran away. So far, I don't see an issue, do you? OK, here's where it gets dicey; after running after the one who ran out, he comes back into his store, walks over to the kid laying on the ground, walks to the back of the store where he gets another gun, comes back out to the kid laying on the floor and shoots him 5 more times. Pardon the sick pun, but isn't that overkill? How do you feel about that?
There's a new product in town, selling like crazy at your local convenience store. Brownies called Lazy Cakes - laced with melatonin. Call me crazy but isn't that akin to a legal pot brownie? Look at that little brownie, he totally looks stoned!
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