I hung a small white board outside of cube a couple weeks ago. I've been writing things on it - for the amusement of passers by. One day I wrote; how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Another day I wrote; the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Yesterday I wrote; the single biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place. I write other stuff too, like TGIF! And today it says, Happy Fall Y'all!
Anyway, off and on I've been adding to my list of things to write on the board. This morning I was looking up funny/motivational quotes and these REALLY made me laugh!!!!
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Some people are like Slinky's ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I laughed so hard tears rolled down my leg.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Especially those first two. Is that wrong?
OK, on to the weekend....
Tomorrow is the "International Arts Festival" on Main Street. I love our little city. Sunday I'm taking Mom to a Pink Ribbon Celebration luncheon. I would also like to hit Best Buy again. I'm thinking I might like to my own game to play on PS3. It'll have to be a kid game though. I'm not really good with the new dimensional games. Curiously, I'm not very good visually with spacial issues. Go figure. And of course, there's always more quilling to do :-)
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