Wednesday, January 18, 2017

things people with short hair don't know about

Static electricity in the winter. OK, maybe your hair might fly up a little. But if you have long hair, it sticks on everything; the back of your chair, your back, your face, your coat.

One long hair in your underwear. Don't laugh. It's SO annoying! Especially that one in your butt crack. I hate that!

And if you have dogs/4 legged vacuum cleaners, they inevitably will eat one of your long hairs. Eventually, it has to come out. Usually on that last little poop, that's hanging off one of your long hairs. And while it is kinda funny watching them dance around, it's gross to have to help them get rid of that last little poop that's hanging from one of your long hairs.

And what about that one invisible hair stuck inside your sleeve? Geesh.

Oh! and I don't know if this happens to other long haired people, but if you pull your hair up or back or to the side, and leave it there all day, when you take it down all your little hair follicles scream in protest and your scalp literally hurts!

Nah, I'm not gonna cut it off but dang! Long hair is rough sometimes.

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