Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I wanna know...

...what love is...
No I'm just kidding. But that song just popped into my head when I was typing the title.

I wanna know, when you (a woman) get dressed in the morning, do you look at yourself? Now, I don't want to pick on women, seeing as I am one, but c'mon ladies! I see some pretty 'not ready for prime time' garb when I'm out and about. For instance, when you try on a skirt that's above the knee and has a slit in the back, do you ever turn around and look at your back side in the mirror? You know what I'm talking about. You've seen them, those skirts with slit that stops right below your butt. Ewwww. And if you're overweight, don't even bother trying those on!!! We don't want to see your ass. There's nothing professional about your attire unless you're a street walker! And speaking of, isn't it ridiculous that our work dress code actually has to tell us not to expose our midriffs or too much of our breasts or thighs in the workplace? It's amazing how many women come to work dressed like they're going to a club.

The other thing that I wonder about is your tote bag(s). When I'm walking into work in the morning, I see women with a purse and a cute little insulated lunch bag. But then I see A LOT of women with a huge purse, a cute little insulated lunch bag and a tote bag. And sometimes TWO tote bags. I carry a lot of crap in my purse but seriously, what in the world are you carrying around with you?? To work??? I don't mean your gym clothes either. I was kind of a tomboy growing up and definitely not a girly girl so I just don't get it. I don't even carry a brush or a make up bag in my purse. But I do have a pocket knife, a tape measure, a great little multi tool thingy and a flashlight ;-)

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