Tuesday, April 22, 2014

funny things today...

First up? Today is national jelly bean day! WOOHOO!!!

Next, I saw this on Facebook today and I laughed so long I cried!


On my way to work everyday, I pass this sign...it always has pithy little sayings on it. Sometimes they really tickle my funny bone. Today it looks like this;


And starting today, my home city is starting something call Bike Sharing. This is what the newspaper says;
INDIANAPOLIS -
Visitors and residents in Paris, France can hop on a bicycle and take quick trips around the streets of the city.
Velib, as it is called, is now coming to Indianapolis. Only under a more familiar name.
   
The Indiana Pacers Bike Share program officially launches today along the Indianapolis Cultural Trail. Visitors will see 250 bright yellow bicycles which are available at 25 docking stations.
   
The idea, to give downtown workers and visitors another commuting option.
   
Karen Haley with the Indianapolis Cultural Trail explained, "It's a bike share program, not a bike rental program. so for a 24 hour pass, you have unlimited 30 minute increment access to bikes."
Organizers expect tourists might use it to visit neighborhoods near downtown. Workers could use bikes to go to lunch, or to a meeting.
   
That's how Luke Leising sees it.  He says his workplace was contemplating starting its own bike share until the city stepped up. "It's a great way to get around Indianapolis,' Leising said. "(We) can get one of these to go to a meeting downtown and back."
   
The Indiana Pacers Bike Share program, paid for through a donation by the Herbert Simon Family Foundation, is meant for short jaunts, not long rides.
   
The cost for a 24-hour pass is eight dollars. An annual pass costs $80. A ride over the allotted 30-minute interval costs a few dollars more for each additional half hour.
 
...and here is a picture of the one outside of my office building;
But nobody has said anything about a theft detourant. Hmmmm. I kind of like the idea though. I would use it, at lunch, just to ride around downtown on a pretty day.
 
And last but not least - This is my favorite part of Spring, when everything looks a little moldy. Right before the buds actually start to look like buds of leaves or flowers, when they're just a little smidge of green on the branch, it makes the trees look like they have mold on them. So when you get a whole mess of trees together, it creates this green haze look. It's neat.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Flashback Friday

I never finished with the totally rad slang terms over the years!
So now...the best slang terms from the (drum roll) 70's!!

Psyche – trick someone
Crib – your home
Dream On – be realistic
In Your Face – embarrassing or upstaging someone
May the Force Be With You – you know this one J
The Man – authority
To the Max – the best it can be
Bunny – a cute girl
Chill – relax
Get Down – dance
Keep on Truckin – go w/the flow
What It Is – What’s up?
Airhead – dump person
Bear, Smokey – cop
Bogus – fake
Bunk – cheap or untrue
Buzz Off – get lost
Catch My Drift? – get it?
Chump – loser, fool
Gag Me With a Spoon – something disgusting
Gnarly – awesome
Gravy – easy
Head – pot head
Hood – a thug
Trippin – going crazy on drugs
Jinkies – “OMG!”
Jive – deceptive or nonsensical
Killer – cool
Kosher – cool, sweet
Mulah – money
Nanoo, Nanoo – a greeting phrase from Mork and Mindy
Narc – tattle tale
Rad – cool
Spiffy – something that looks good
Streak – run in a public place, nude
Tubular – awesome
Word – I agree
Dork – not a ‘cool’ person
Dude – cool or awesome guy
Mellow – relaxed
Shag – to have sex
Tough – really cool


I like 'dude'. I use that one all the time. I'm going to add to the list of slang I want to bring back...gnarly and jinkies. Yep, I like those. Oh, and maybe, tough. I like that one too.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

stuff

I know I’ve probably said this several times over the years but…how is it even possible for your nose to produce this much snot when you have a cold???? Geez! My sinuses are so loaded, my upper teeth hurt when I cough. Blech. Stoopid nose.

And look…how cool is this?! You can go here and take college courses online, free!
That’s awesome.

Also, if you come to our house, don’t use the pillows. You never know where they’ve been!

Friday, April 4, 2014

Flashback Friday

Just after 6 p.m. on April 4, 1968, Martin Luther King Jr. is fatally shot while standing on the balcony outside his second-story room at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. The civil rights leader was in Memphis to support a sanitation workers' strike and was on his way to dinner when a bullet struck him in the jaw and severed his spinal cord. King was pronounced dead after his arrival at a Memphis hospital. He was 39 years old.

On April 3, back in Memphis, King gave his last sermon, saying, "We've got some difficult days ahead. But it really doesn't matter with me now, because I've been to the mountaintop...And He's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over, and I've seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight that we, as a people, will get to the promised land."

The evening of King's murder, a Remington .30-06 hunting rifle was found on the sidewalk beside a rooming house one block from the Lorraine Motel. During the next several weeks, the rifle, eyewitness reports, and fingerprints on the weapon all implicated a single suspect: escaped convict James Earl Ray. A two-bit criminal, Ray escaped a Missouri prison in April 1967 while serving a sentence for a holdup. In May 1968, a massive manhunt for Ray began. The FBI eventually determined that he had obtained a Canadian passport under a false identity, which at the time was relatively easy.

On June 8, Scotland Yard investigators arrested Ray at a London airport. He was trying to fly to Belgium, with the eventual goal, he later admitted, of reaching Rhodesia. Rhodesia, now called Zimbabwe, was at the time ruled by an oppressive and internationally condemned white minority government. Extradited to the United States, Ray stood before a Memphis judge in March 1969 and pleaded guilty to King's murder in order to avoid the electric chair. He was sentenced to 99 years in prison.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I don't believe this...

It is estimated that only about
17 percent of U.S. adults are
considered to be in a state
of optimal mental health.
Mental health is “a state
of well-being in which the
individual realizes his or her
own abilities, can cope with
the normal stress of life, can
work productively and fruitfully, and
is able to make a contribution to his
or her community.”  Improved health
outcomes can often be associated
with positive mental health.


I think that's bullshit. Only 17%? Wow! That makes us a nation of mostly spoiled, whiny, uneducated...oh wait. No. I don't believe it. first of all, us old folks make up the biggest part of the "adults" in this country. WE are not a generation of spoiled, whiny babies. Well, it did say 'estimated', didn't it.

Yay!! I'll be there!!

We're All 4 the Hall 
2005 CMA Entertainer of the Year and four-time Grammy Award winner Keith Urban and Country Music Hall of Fame member Vince Gill will host their annual benefit concert for the Museum. The show, themed “Songtellers (A Large Intimate Evening),” will feature an all-star line-up including Urban, Gill, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Deana Carter, Brett Eldredge, Brantley Gilbert, Reba McEntire, Ronnie Milsap, Kip Moore, Kacey Musgraves, David Nail, Darius Rucker, Carrie Underwood, Lee Ann Womack with Buddy Miller and more.